全美超模大赛第一季

　　Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.
　　Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentiousshallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)
　　Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.
　　Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.
　　AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...
　　Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool...